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*This book retails for $18.99, but as a pre-launch thank you, we've discounted it. Your order will ship out October 2025

STILL HAVE QUESTIONS?

IS THIS A PHYSICAL BOOK

Absolutely! It’s a conversation starter disguised as a paperback. Judgment not included.

WHAT'S ACTUALLY INSIDE THIS BOOK, REAL CONFESSIONS OR AI NONSENSE?

This book is built from raw human pattern recognition and unfiltered truth bombs disguised as jokes. Every layout, hidden surprise, and chapter twist? Curated, and narrated by me. This format has never existed before, and the secrets it unlocks? Even your group chat doesn’t know.

IF I GIVE THIS AS A GIFT, WILL THEY KNOW IT'S BECAUSE I THINK THEY'RE WEIRD?

They might, but, they'll laugh, relate and secretly love you for it.

HOW WILL MY BOOK SHIP?

We're new to this, hold tight as we work out the logistics.

I'D LIKE TO CARRY THIS IN MY STORE!

Perfect! We'd love to see it, Simply email us at spillit@microconfessions.com